I work for a catering company part time. Officially, I'm a contractor that is hired by them whenever a job comes up. That means there are no benefits and they dont pre-tax my paycheck. I get an email from them when a job comes up and I confirm or deny if I'll be able to make it. So sometime last week I got an email for a job this saturday. In my dream I went to the job, only to find out that the job's location was at my parents' home. I had assumed the job was pretty big because a lot of people were staffed, but when we got there our boss told us that he'd be cutting half of the people.
The staff grumbled amongst themselves and dispersed. I too was cut, which meant no money for me. Discontented, I walked around (since we were at my parents' house) while the staff went about their duties. It was 1:00PM and dinners don't start until 6 or 7. That's one of the best parts of working a catering job. When you get there it gets busy as you set up tables, chairs, silverware and glassware. But if you get done early you do nothing for like an hour. Getting paid to relax is pretty nice.
So the staff and my mom cleaned and set up. After the initial surge of cleaning, the staff drizzled off and began to disappear as they took their breaks. I clearly remember seeing the place a mess and my mom was the only one cleaning, with no staff around. Disappointed in the word ethic of my peers, I grabbed a broom and helped out. (My mom had been sweeping and the floor was littered with things like mr. goodbar wrappers to). Feeling slighted that I could have been paid for doing all that work, I went to my room to lie down.
When I got there I was surprised to see a girl from the staff lying in my bed. I guess she really wanted to relax. Slightly annoyed I ignored her and crawled into bed. She looked at me and we started talking. We were hitting it off but I was really tired so I said good night and closed my eyes. At this point she put her arms around me and we cuddled. Taken aback by how forward she was, I decided to see how far it would go. I turned around, put my arm her, and then put my leg over hers. I had my other arm resting on me when she grazed it with her leg. She said "oh is that your penis?" I laughed. I took her hand and put it on me and said "no, thats my penis." She jerked her hand back, lifted the blanket, pulled aside her pants to reveal a secret and said "I have a penis too."
The odd thing is if this happened in real life I'd probably have a bit of an over reaction. But in the dream I was just like "oh okay thats cool, we can just be friends." We spent the next bit talking about her experiences as a transvestite (I should say him, in my dream he considered himself a male). He said people would always confuse him to be a girl because he was so pretty.
Later we head downstairs to the sunrom where more of the staff were napping. I noticed some were sharing blankets while those who didn't have blankets were shivering. I went to get blankets for them and they thanked me.
Guests started arriving so I went to get dressed. My sister had decided to wear a sleeveless tux. I joked be careful you don't get confused as part of the wait staff. Then noticing my own attire, I went back up to change into a blue shirt instead of a white shirt.
And I can't remember the rest. My house was a lot bigger than it actually is. I remember 4 guys talking in the family room, and most people were milling around in the living room. That's odd because the living room (aside from the dining room) is the room my family spends the least time in, ever. We only go there to get to the sunroom. The only memory I have of my liviing room is the one christmas we had there and when I played chinese chess with my then girlfriend.
The end.
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