My First Time

Well that was an interesting experience. I just had my first dream in high definition. High definition for me is a resoundingly crisp and large image, where if you look closely enough you can see the rays shooting red, blue, green.

I have no idea if that actually happens but it happened in my dream. I had been watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and I fell asleep during one of the episodes. The screen was paused with a close up of her face. Between the blurring of dreams and reality I saw that image in high definition, playing at glorious 1080p as I glanced at my pillow.

I didn't know my pillow was HD equipped, but now I am glad it is

I dreamed that I was in the audience of a talent show (like America's Got Talent). There was only one judge and I happened to know him. Perhaps I was there on his behalf. I was sitting on the front right side of the auditorium with a bunch of asian people and there was an asian band performing on stage. Their first song was awesome, and their second song started off with a small asian kid playing an intro.

I noticed the shape of his guitar and said to the guy next to me "hey that kid has a mustang." But upon closer inspection I realized it only had 4 strings. I corrected myself "wait its a mustang bass." The guy next to me said "no its actually a mustang violin."

Mind blown. It did look very odd.

Anyways the kid kept messing up so they restarted the song with a piano doing the intro, however when they started singing it was terrible and the judge had to cut them short.

I wonder if expressing these dreams will one day come back to bite me in the ass.

I work for a catering company part time. Officially, I'm a contractor that is hired by them whenever a job comes up. That means there are no benefits and they dont pre-tax my paycheck. I get an email from them when a job comes up and I confirm or deny if I'll be able to make it. So sometime last week I got an email for a job this saturday. In my dream I went to the job, only to find out that the job's location was at my parents' home. I had assumed the job was pretty big because a lot of people were staffed, but when we got there our boss told us that he'd be cutting half of the people.

The staff grumbled amongst themselves and dispersed. I too was cut, which meant no money for me. Discontented, I walked around (since we were at my parents' house) while the staff went about their duties. It was 1:00PM and dinners don't start until 6 or 7. That's one of the best parts of working a catering job. When you get there it gets busy as you set up tables, chairs, silverware and glassware. But if you get done early you do nothing for like an hour. Getting paid to relax is pretty nice.

So the staff and my mom cleaned and set up. After the initial surge of cleaning, the staff drizzled off and began to disappear as they took their breaks. I clearly remember seeing the place a mess and my mom was the only one cleaning, with no staff around. Disappointed in the word ethic of my peers, I grabbed a broom and helped out. (My mom had been sweeping and the floor was littered with things like mr. goodbar wrappers to). Feeling slighted that I could have been paid for doing all that work, I went to my room to lie down.

When I got there I was surprised to see a girl from the staff lying in my bed. I guess she really wanted to relax. Slightly annoyed I ignored her and crawled into bed. She looked at me and we started talking. We were hitting it off but I was really tired so I said good night and closed my eyes. At this point she put her arms around me and we cuddled. Taken aback by how forward she was, I decided to see how far it would go. I turned around, put my arm her, and then put my leg over hers. I had my other arm resting on me when she grazed it with her leg. She said "oh is that your penis?" I laughed. I took her hand and put it on me and said "no, thats my penis." She jerked her hand back, lifted the blanket, pulled aside her pants to reveal a secret and said "I have a penis too."

The odd thing is if this happened in real life I'd probably have a bit of an over reaction. But in the dream I was just like "oh okay thats cool, we can just be friends." We spent the next bit talking about her experiences as a transvestite (I should say him, in my dream he considered himself a male). He said people would always confuse him to be a girl because he was so pretty.

Later we head downstairs to the sunrom where more of the staff were napping. I noticed some were sharing blankets while those who didn't have blankets were shivering. I went to get blankets for them and they thanked me.

Guests started arriving so I went to get dressed. My sister had decided to wear a sleeveless tux. I joked be careful you don't get confused as part of the wait staff. Then noticing my own attire, I went back up to change into a blue shirt instead of a white shirt.

And I can't remember the rest. My house was a lot bigger than it actually is. I remember 4 guys talking in the family room, and most people were milling around in the living room. That's odd because the living room (aside from the dining room) is the room my family spends the least time in, ever. We only go there to get to the sunroom. The only memory I have of my liviing room is the one christmas we had there and when I played chinese chess with my then girlfriend.

The end.

...This usually never happens

Well that usually never happens. I had a..somewhat private dream. The fact that I had such a dream isn't an issue. Its normal and healthy for males with an active subconscious to have dreams of that nature. *cough*

I'll spare you the details, but what was interesting about the dream was I was having problems satisfying my partner. I woke up mildly irritated, confused, and horny. What a terrible way to start the day. I only got 5 hours of sleep too.

My laptop's itunes serves as an alarm clock (via isnooze). When it rings, it plays a random song in your library or a selection from a playlist of your choosing. Usually have a selection of active, energetic, pump-up music to get my heart rate going in the morning without too much effort on my part. A small window appears with two buttons. A giant "SNOOZE" button a very tiny "stop" button. My vision is pretty bad, so I have to glue my half-shut eyes about 2 inches away from my screen and then search for the mouse pointer. You know when you're in a dark room for awhile and the lights come on, and everyone goes "ahh!" Yeah, its like that, only the light is right next to your face.

I need to figure out how to keep the dreams coming though. Seems my dreams are most vivid when I'm exhausted from lack of sleep.